What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 19:52
-”Ah so!”
-All the bad guys are black.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Diamonds Are Forever
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-”She is very sexyful!”
From Russia With Love
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
A View to a Kill
Moonraker
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Why The Simpsons stopped producing Maude Flanders episodes?
Live and Let Die
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Dr No
Can Djokovic climb the mountain? - Roland Garros
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
What are some common examples of condescending behavior?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
You Only Live Twice
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Why do black people prefer thick, curvy women?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Goldfinger
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Do you consider yourself pretty?
-J W Pepper
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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Octopussy
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.